jokes!

1. Q: why did the boy eat his homework?
A: because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

2. Q: how do bees get to school?
A: on the school buzz

3. Q: what did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A; you’re looking sharp

4. Q: where do kids learn their ABC’s?
A: at LMN-tary school

5. Q: what’s black, white, and terrfying?
A: a math test

6. Q: where do pencils go for vacation?
A: pencil-vania!

7. Q: why did the teacher wear sunglasse to school?
A: she had bright students

8. Q: what colour is burp?
A: burple

9. Q: what did the salt say to the pepper?
A: “hey, what’s shaking?”

10. Q: why don’t ghosts like water?
A: it dampens their spirits!

11. Q: what’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A: a coconut on vacation